UbiquitousBubba


In times like these, it's good to remember the basics. 

Nothing beats a good coma.

I'm just sayin'...

Put her in a coma?
 
(One small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?)

Hers.

Yours.

It's a judgement call.

Being Comfortably Numb was a pleasant experience for me.....(at least on the few occasions I was under anesthesia for my knee/ankles surgeries) and then they wake you up to the horrors of reality to find nurse Gertrude looking down at you.

Nurse Gertrude said it was worse for her when I looked back.

I can see her point.

so far the coma seems to be an attractive proposition...(mine).. as excess alcohol has already been tried but then there is a tendency to actually say things i am thinking.......not a good idea...lol

Mystic38


so far the coma seems to be an attractive proposition...(mine).. as excess alcohol has already been tried but then there is a tendency to actually say things i am thinking.......not a good idea...lol

Say what you like blame it on your Tourettes syndrome.
 
You'll get to cuss remorselessly and still get sympathy for it.  I call that a win-win.

Now I'm intrigued as to what exactly this "house guest" lady friend has done to cause such severe conditions in your own home (mind you)? 

Do we need to employ the services of our Italian friend "Guido"?

Thoughts are like hand grenades, rabid squirrels, or teenagers.  They should be contained where they'll do the least damage.

My head is usually the safest place for mine (thoughts, that is, not rabid squirrels)  (Squirrels have standards...).  Granted, the chain reactions can be a bit disconcerting, but that's trivial compared to what happens when they're released into the wild.

The song Mind Games comes to mind....

I like squirrels