bapu

Mesh
 
Bapu and I are just babies when compared.....(open ended arses discussion) 

The first Mrs. Bapu and I were married in (in 4 days from now) 40 years ago. She endured me for 10 years. The second Mrs. Bapu endured me for 20 years. Between the 2nd and The Lovely Lady there was a few year's gap where I refined my arseness.

So, you'd actually qualify for being "The grand-daddy" of us all.....hence the term Bapu?

My first grandson gave me that moniker. Befitting I'd say.

time fer sum levity


How many keyboard players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Ten.

One to screw in the lightbulb and nine to fight off all the guitar players who want to stand directly under the lightbulb.
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I got arrested for Tickling the Ivories.

The Ivories were the chorus girls who were warming up for my band.
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A guy leaves his accordian in the backseat of his car. He comes back later to find his window smashed and, in his backseat, two accordians.
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How does a bass player change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. The keyboard player does it with his left hand.
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What's the difference between an onion and and accordian?

Nobody cries when you chop up an accordian
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What's perfect pitch? Throwing a banjo and hitting an accordian
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Thank you folks, Ill be here through next Thursday, 2 shows nightly, and remember to tip the waitress.

Meow new keyboard
 

 
 
itz the kats meow....
 
 
I feline real good when I play it
 
 
please don't dog me about my board...

On wisdom, Confucius say...

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

War not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Man who sit on tack get point!

Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion!

Man stuck in pantry have arse in jam.

When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet than to open mouth and remove all doubt.

Man who behaves like an arse will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.

musicman100


Meow new keyboard
 

 
 
itz the kats meow....
 
 
I feline real good when I play it
 
 
please don't dog me about my board...

LOL....my children have the same one in this color:
 

129 to go ladies and gents.

Hopefully, SeveredVesper will join in on the fun & games we're all enjoying here..... (some of the adjectives can be replaced for posterity purposes).

Mesh


Hopefully, SeveredVesper will join in on the fun & games we're all enjoying here..... (some of the adjectives can be replaced for posterior purposes).

Bapu'd.

Who's gonna tell him about HYBTs?

And TOTP and BOTP and 2nd place "I Participated"?

And monkeys and kittens and bananas?

There is soooooo much to learn in the FSF.