I like to eat.

Mesh


I like to eat.

And monkeys like to eat.  Coincidence?  Meebee...

 I am have changed the way I eat and what I eat, but it was only good for 2o pounds. I don't seem to go below that weight. According to the charts I'm over weight for my height, but I don't look big. Sometimes I wonder about those charts.

I once exchanged glances over breakfast with an obese Scotsman.

I think he was about to introduce himself, but I instinctively struck up a conversation with a Spanish waiter called Brian in order to avoid him.

I think he got the message.

That was the last glance we exchanged all week, although I did overhear him tell his wife that I was probably a little clammy in and around my novelty latex codpiece.

Even that was made in Hong Kong.

SteveStrummerUK


I once exchanged glances over breakfast with an obese Scotsman.

I think he was about to introduce himself, but I instinctively struck up a conversation with a Spanish waiter called Brian in order to avoid him.

I think he got the message.

That was the last glance we exchanged all week, although I did overhear him tell his wife that I was probably a little clammy in and around my novelty latex codpiece.

Even that was made in Hong Kong.

Steve! You're brilliant!