2013/03/27 11:29:08
soens
Hi. This message is designed as a mind control exercise. It's purpose is to control your mind. We want to control your mind. However, we cannot do so with out your consent. So please consent and read on.
 
To participate, we want you to read the entire message.
 
However, if at any time, and for any reason, you begin to feel uncomfortable -or- if you no longer wish for us to control your mind, you may stop reading. In fact, if you really feel that way, we suggest you move on and read some other drivel in some other message in some other part of this forum.
 
We must warn you though, whether you choose to stop or read on, you would be doing what we tell you to do.
 
Well done! You are now hoplessly under our control. Thank you! (The cool part is you don't even know who we are.)
 
There is really no message within the message so you don't need to read between the lines. After all, it's only white space.
 
See. Nothing here ^ or there v. Just read the main text. By the way, this is the end of the main text.
 
Congratulations! You have completed this edition of our mind control exercise. Thank you for allowing us to manipulate you in this way.
 
You may go now, but remember... We are always in control.
 
Even so, we cannot be held legally responsible for anything you do or say after this. We were never here. You were never here. This message was never here. Do not click on it again just to see if we're telling the truth. There is no truth but the truth you wish to believe. Even if you believe this message was here, we cannot verify that.
 
Moral: If you didn't want us to control your mind, you never should have clicked on this message.
 
 

2013/03/27 12:07:43
Mesh
Good stuff here.

Definitely FSF material.
2013/03/27 12:08:42
Karyn
What does it say?
2013/03/27 12:11:19
Bristol_Jonesey
Is this The Twilight Zone?
2013/03/27 12:18:12
Mesh
2013/03/27 12:33:39
Glyn Barnes
Mesh





Rubbish!  iPhones controlled the mind with out the need for a fancy head set.
2013/03/27 13:11:48
UbiquitousBubba
I was just contacted and told that control of my mind was being returned to me and that I was expected to pay for damages.

I asked Siri if my iPhone would like to control my mind.  Siri said that Apple would consider my mind to be a virus.
2013/03/27 13:30:18
Mesh



A mind is a terrible thing to waste......no?
2013/03/27 14:11:57
Starise
 I got a message that said there was nothing to control. Scary Huh?
2013/03/27 16:04:30
craigb
The mind is a terrible thing.
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