2013/03/09 03:35:21
bitflipper
Woke up this morning with dozens of insect bites. Mosquitos, I'd assumed. Then today I was sitting on the couch, felt something weird, looked down -- my foot and ankle were black with hundreds of itty-bitty ants hauling away my flesh one tiny bite at a time. So the tropics have a dark side. Who knew? Any suggestions? Seriously, I'm afraid to fall asleep.
2013/03/09 04:51:26
SteveStrummerUK
Dave, I remember when I was a wee lad, my Uncle Joe used to tell me these incredible tales of his overseas service in the Second World War.

I conjured up vivid images in my head as he recounted his and his comrades' adventures and campaigns in the steaming jungles of Borneo.

I particularly recall one of the more gruesome stories he used to relate, about how the Japanese would try to lure unsuspecting Allied soldiers into an ambush. Apparently, he said, they would tie a captured prisoner to a tree and smear him with honey, leaving the poor beleaguered soul at the mercy of the millions and millions of ants that would be attracted by the sweet smell.
 
The Japanese plan relied on the compassion of their enemies. The victims, on being engulfed by the marauding insects, would begin to scream out in agony and plead for release from their torment. Any unsuspecting Allied soldiers would naturally be drawn to attempt to save their colleague, unaware that they were walking into an extremely well defended ambush.
 
Joe would explain that once the Allies became aware of these deplorable tactics, they were ordered to ignore the pleadings of captured comrades and never to attempt a rescue, lest they themselves were captured in the 'honey trap' and then possibly used as the bait in future. He described in detail the anguish of having to try and put out of his mind the screaming of his compatriots being eaten alive by ants.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Oh yeah, if I were you, I'd stay awake Dave
 
Hope that helps
 
 
2013/03/09 05:09:00
sharke
Well that was a pleasant read. 
2013/03/09 05:13:27
soens
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2013/03/09 05:38:47
digi2ns
Holy Crap Bit-

Have any Skin So Soft?-Maybe soak yourself in it


2013/03/09 05:44:41
soens
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2013/03/09 06:09:06
craigb
I've heard that strong alcohol can keep the ants off your legs. 

All you need to do is soak your feet in the alcohol and light a match...
2013/03/09 07:29:06
The Maillard Reaction


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2013/03/09 08:19:03
chuckebaby
well,its safe to say you might want to stay away from animal planet for a few days till this gets worked out.
what part of the country you in anyway, california ?
2013/03/09 08:23:15
Mystic38
dunno how far into the jungle you are... to prevent ants getting onto your bed..ensure nothing touches the floor (bedclothes etc), and put the legs of the bed into saucepans half filled with water

if you are gonna be where you are at for a while.. get some spray... just dont buy anything US sourced as they dont like harmful chemicals in their pesticides
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