brilliant

Batsbrew, you should've lent her your bat-mobile...

actually, i traded it in on a ford explorer.

Pictures pictures??? Which half was naked?

Is she a Senator?

We used to say in Missouri, what do you get when you have a room full of Arkansas gals?






A full set of teeth.

Middleman


We used to say in Missouri, what do you get when you have a room full of Arkansas gals?






A full set of teeth.

When Clinton was President and aide came in to see him and said "Mr. President, because the women from Arkansas that you've slept with feel they're doing better in life because of it, all the women you haven't slept with are starting a lawsuit against you."  "Oh no!" exclaimed Bill, "What should we do?"  "Well," replied the aide, "It's not that bad, there's only two..."

What does an Arkansas gal say after sex??


Get off'n me daddy yor crushin my cigarettes.

(ouch!!)

yorolpal


What does an Arkansas gal say after sex??


Get off'n me daddy yor crushin my cigarettes.

(ouch!!)

'Pal, that joke is older than Bapu

And still creepy after all these years;-)

(the joke...not bapsi)