sharke
Jonbouy
backwoods
Yep. He beat you at your own game Jonbouy.
As far as TV news goes I enjoy Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld. Fair and balanced of course.
Well, I must admit Mr Woods you are at least capable of offering up a proper challenge once in every while.
See? I'm still big enough to admit defeat and bow before my victorious adversaries though.
That has to be a redeeming feature right?
I'm not familiar with Greg, but I'm sure Sharkey will be ready to point out why you shouldn't be enjoying watching him, and why he isn't as fair and balanced as you may think...
Of course Greg Gutfield isn't "fair and balanced." I don't think he pretends to be. It's a good job we're not forced to pay his salary then.
Oh yes, it doesn't seem to matter how many times you remind me I still keep forgetting the bit about being forced by a brutal subversive left-wing regime to tithe my earnings to fund their twisted ambitions.
I can be so dense at times. I think it's borne of the terror of the prospect of what might happen if I default on my license fee.
Yeah, that must be it, I'm oppressed and have been brainwashed out of having any reasonable perspective other than fear and compliance.
I'm so thankful to you, perhaps after a long and bloody struggle for freedom I can finally be free.
Good call. Sharke champion of the masses.
What's next?
Sharke: On the Evils of Cricket and Cucumber Sandwiches - A survival guide to modern Britain?
I've gotta know what bar-stool you get your penetrating perspectives from, it must be a real fun place to visit...