What's the opposite of pistachios? Is it lettuce? 

Never mind. I had a banana....pretty sure that's going to mop up the salt. 

Salty snacks are my downfall. 

time for beer

Still trying to figure out what the poor pistachios had to do with your feeling dirty...

There's got to be some humour in a pound of nuts, but I'm too tired to work it out. Someone will have to take over.

This is my downfall..  I simply, can not have, this type of product around me..  

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This is my downfall..  I simply, can not have, this type of product around me..  

You need a giraffe to go with this.  Do you have a giraffe?

Damn Costco...I have picked up that monster bag of pistachios before thinking it would last a month.....gone in a weekend.  (They have them right by the check out at my costco.)

A least they do not put that awful red crap on them anymore...or maybe that dye functioned as a way to tell when you had too many.  Once your entire hand and lower half of your face is red....STOP!

It was a warning to you..."you are enjoying it too much..".