Bapsi wanted to get into the spirit of things and learn some ancient pagan rituals....
So he bought a Druid Yourself book.
:-)
Incidentally, archaeologists digging at Stonehenge have discovered a neolithic manuscript which it is believed will change everything we know and understand about prehistoric writings.
Experts at Cambridge University analysed the 4000 year old document with a vast array of scientific instruments and apparently it says "The DFS sale ends this solstice".
:-)
(Coincidentally) I went to see Stonehenge yesterday. And I have to admit, I wasn't very impressed.
My mate said I should get a bird's eye view to truly appreciate it.
So I went back today, dressed as an old sailor with a big white beard and a bag of fish fingers. It was still sh1te.
:-)