What did one well say to the other well?

Well?

Something deep?

This isn't going two too well.




See what I did there

Rimshot


What did one well say to the other well?

(UK Version) "In Australia, I'd be a chimney"
 
(US Version) "In China, I'd be a chimney"

Nothing.  Well's can't talk.
 
HTH.

craigb


Nothing.  Well's can't talk.
 
HTH.

 
What about H.G.
 
 
And Orson (not Mork's mate)
 
 
 

Definitely not 



"how do you like your steak?"

SteveStrummerUK

craigb


Nothing.  Well's can't talk.
 
HTH.

 
What about H.G.
 
 
And Orson (not Mork's mate)
 
 
 

I'll give you H. G., but Orson Wells?  - I think not!

"Oil, gas, or water?"

"Water."

"I'm thirsty, all that oil deep down, doesn't help the thirst you know?"

"Well, have some well tasting well water."

"Thanks."

"You're wellcome."
 
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Well, you did ask.