Spare us no details.
 
#dontholdbackbeeps

Okay.

Typical.

nttiaawwt...
 
roite?

ya I'm a nitwit.

Better than being entirely witless.
 
#covfefe

Beepster
Okay.

Good choice.  The obvious play, but good none-the-less!  

Beepster
Okay.

Always liked West Side Story, because Natalie.

We here at Beepster Inc aim to please.
 
Of course if you laugh, smile or acknowledge the existence of the handle known as "Beepster", under current international law, Beepster Inc now owns exclusive fracking rights to any property you currently own, have previously owned and/or will ever own as well as any property your predecessors and/or progeny currently and/or previously and/or will own.
 
Sincerely yours...
 
Beepster Inc,
 
A Family Company

^^ I'm Fooked...