Dear Santa ,
I know with all the recent legal troubles I have incurred this year I have not been a very good boy and I may have wound up on your Naughty List .
OTOH, My very good online friend Craig has displayed that he has been a model citizen and a very good boy through out the whole year of 2017 ...
It is perfectly OK with me if you decide to give him exactly what he wants for Christmas ..the girl in the pic ..
He has lived in the town of Vantuckey for more than I have and I feel he deserves a good break ...
I don't mind stepping aside
Santa ,
If you want you can send me this lady as my Christmas gift ...I can certainly roll w it

Kenny