See? I'm not bitter at all!

Loyd, "What's the matter Harry, did some little Philly break your heart?"

Harry, "Nah, it was a girl."

Loyd, "Ohhh."

well I am clean so no vd for me .... 

  Thanks Sharke,

 I visited the card isle yesterday and it is funny to watch all of the guys come in take a card look, at it for less than 10 seconds and speedily bound away. I picture them thinking, * lets just get this over with*
 I spent a little more time than that.

 We made reservations to eat out the day after VD because I knew the restaurants would be swamped.

I'd settle for anything. This is the only action I get nowdays 

 Every pot has a lid Bill.... every pot has a lid....did I say that twice?

Love is an STD...

 Better to have lived and loved than  not to have lived at all. Better to have loved and lived than not to have loved at all.....Best to have loved with no STD.

VD???!!!!

Who in their right mind ENJOYS having VD?



oh snap!!!!! You meant Ballytines Day. DOH!!!!

 Yes and I hope you have the wonderful lady and Mooch covered.