I have a name for each of my guitars. When I talk about say Maggie I'm talking about my Ibanez. Is that weird? My sisters say I Am crazy

Is that weird?

Yes. 
Never knew an Ibanez named Maggiie. Sue or Bob maybe but Maggie is just waaaaay out there.

Maggie?  Sue?  Bob?  For an Ibanez???

Maybe Lolita or Maria, but c'mon!

This is Rosita. She so HOT! 

THIS is Maggie! She SO SO HOT!

I have a Taylor 714ce named "speck" because almost as soon as I bought it I accidentally flung a guitar cable into it causing the tiniest, but noticeable, ding in the finish just below the very center of the bridge...almost like it belongs there. A perfect little circle of "wabi" as the Chinese say. I too name all my instruments...and vehicles for that matter. So I guess I'm crazy as a peach orchard boar as well.

Mostly mine is called ****ing thing.
 
Strange really because that name stems from my shortcomings rather than anything to do with the guitar.

Mine are named Strat, other Strat, LP, and Suhr, Epi, Taylor, Takimine, etc...

heck I even named the cat... she is Kitty!

It could have something to do with my raising... I thought my name was "Boy" until I was 6yo.

J

Is Tarzan your father?

 No I know a lot of people who  name their things...I really like your Rosa BTW.

I have enough trouble trying to remember the names of human beings that naming  my gear would result in a mental block to my attempted creation process.

 It could be comical if the gear were stolen..... 911 call- They STOLE my poor Willie!!! My neighbor thinks they seen someone putting him in the trunk!!