craigb

mike_mccue


Cadillac wheels and Chicago trucks?

I still have skates with Craig B signature plates on them (really).

Who do they belong to?

This morning on the way to Sainsburys I drove into the back of a car at some lights, whilst not really paying attention.

The driver got out and he was a dwarf.

He said, "I'm not happy."

I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"

I went out with a girl last week, she told me she wanted to be "treated like a Princess'"...



So I put her in the back of a Mercedes and drove it into a wall.

craigb

mike_mccue


Cadillac wheels and Chicago trucks?

I still have skates with Craig B signature plates on them (really).

I only roller skated once or twice, but you may know that these were the parts we took off skates to make our versions of deluxe 1975 era "second wave" skateboards.

:-) 

Fond memories.

I bought a sat-nav the other day.

What a useless piece of junk. I had it on as I drove around the West Midland Safari Park. At one point it said, "Now, bear left."

I looked left - it was a monkey having a wank. Looked nothing like a bear.

mike_mccue

craigb

mike_mccue


Cadillac wheels and Chicago trucks?

I still have skates with Craig B signature plates on them (really).

I only roller skated once or twice, but you may know that these were the parts we took off skates to make our versions of deluxe 1975 era "second wave" skateboards.

:-) 

Fond memories.

I actually tried out for the Bane skating team back in the 70's (remember that skateboard that supposedly couldn't be broken?).  Damn thing would splinter and we'd get tons of nearly invisible needles of fiberglass stuck in our skin...  My mom was happy that I didn't make the team - back then we'd skate in empty swimming pools without helmets or padding.