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Of course, you all know that this is a post from 2011............roooooiiiiight?

    

Yep.

Of course we do, but now it's back up, we gonna talk b*ll*cks on it!

jamesg1213


Of course we do, but now it's back up, we gonna talk b*ll*cks on it!

+1 b*ll*cks!

At last, something I'm qualified to talk about.

In that case.....

Bullocks awaaaaaaaaay!!!


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
(can we say bullocks in here?)

For years, men and women have argued over which is more painful - being kicked in the bollocks, or giving birth.

So how can we reach an answer? Well, put it this way: about a year after a couple's first child, a woman will say, "Let's have another baby."

But I challenge you to find a man who, one year on, will turn to his mate and say, "Tell you what, Dave... Kick me in the bollocks again."

I was walking down the street with my girlfriend earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her.

"That's total bollocks" I replied....



By text, from across the road.

Those energy saving light bulbs are a load of bollocks....



After fitting them, I was just as knackered as when I fitted the ordinary ones.

My mate Kelvin reckons the temperature of his nut sack is -273°C....




That's absolute bollocks.