Thinking about kitchen sales led me to thinking about kitchen sails and then boats in kitchens. When I lived on Nantucket Island back in 2003 I worked on an awesome house which had a huge kitchen with one of those free standing islands with a stove on it. Directly above, hung from the ceiling, was a beautiful old varnished rowing boat, turned upside down, into which they'd put an extractor fan and lights. It was a sight to behold. I really miss Nantucket.