I want my kids and family to know I don't really care who took my strawberries. I just want them to know why I have no money and answer the question from my sisters "If you Am so good why ain't you famous?". Well I have the answer! I Am the real life version of Captain Queeg! I Am crazy for a reason!


Why I Want My Strawberries

Tell your kin that in the Coffee House, you're more than famous.  You're Infamous. 

You can also tell them that as an Artist, you do not trouble yourself with trivial things like money.

You can then tell them that you could use their help with some trivial things.

Bill, tell them you've been name checked in THIS SONG. That should WOW them.

Pistolpete goes up to the ice cream vendor in the park.

"Could I have a large cornet please" he asks.

"Certainly" replies the seller, "Would you like some strawberry sauce on that?"

"It doesn't really matter" says Pete, "I'll drop it anyway."

(*Wants to ask Steve what the feck a "cornet" is, but won't...*)

Bill, tell them the term "starving artist" must be earned!

 You're Infamous  you've been name checked


That's enough to WOW me! 


I would like to add "Banned" to that list!

You could go out and pick some strawberries.  

I got lost in a strawberry field once.  It just seemed to go on and on forever...

Living is easy with eyes closed.  

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Living is easy with eyes closed.  

Your eyes close?  Only my eyelids close, but maybe that's just me...