I don't want to bum you out, Alex, but you may want to tone down the celebration just a bit. Have you looked at the others in Platy-play-pen? Just between you and me, some of these folks are a mite odd.
Ooh! It's almost time for the Thorazine! Um, you're new, so they're probably not going to search you. Keep this badger inside your shirt and don't let them find him. If anyone asks, tell them you don't know anything at all about The Escape Plan or What Happened to the Cream Cheese.
Don't be nervous. I usually picture them with their heads exploding and fanged tentacles erupting out of their skin. Hope that helps.