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2013/01/27 18:43:26
SteveStrummerUK

Greek man dies from poisoned meal....




Police suspect it was a hummus side.
2013/01/27 18:45:56
SteveStrummerUK

My deceased friend received an prize for creating the best dip to have with pitta bread....



It was a post hummus award.
2013/01/27 19:00:06
craigb
Rain


sharke


I'm not 100% sure that it's not possible to overdose on hummus.

Lesson: don't buy the "economy size." 

Haven't you seen Don't Mess w/ the Zohan? - You can use that stuff to brush your teeth, style your hair, put it in your coffee, and so on... ;)


I like hummus. And Baba Ganoush.


Is Baba Ganoush a Who cover?
2013/01/27 19:01:11
craigb
Very humm(or)us Steve.
2013/01/27 19:45:51
jbow
Tofu is made from soy, which causes memory loss, dementia, genital shrinkage and the development of moobs.

 
Eeeeeuuuuuu.... I knew something was bad wrong with tofu. I don't eat soybeans. On the other hand meatonin has baan shown to lengthen the life of lab rats by 50% and has kept their genitals as if they were young, even at OLD age. I take 3 to 5 mg every night... so far it is working. Sometimes a little Cialis helps though.
 
J
2013/01/27 22:39:27
sharke
Oh God I regret mentioning hummus now. I really had no idea of the bad joke potential. 
2013/01/27 22:40:29
sharke
jbow



Tofu is made from soy, which causes memory loss, dementia, genital shrinkage and the development of moobs.

 
Eeeeeuuuuuu.... I knew something was bad wrong with tofu. I don't eat soybeans. On the other hand meatonin has baan shown to lengthen the life of lab rats by 50% and has kept their genitals as if they were young, even at OLD age. I take 3 to 5 mg every night... so far it is working. Sometimes a little Cialis helps though.
 
J

I take it you mean melatonin. I take that also, totally improves my sleep. I also take lemon balm in the evening. 
2013/01/28 00:05:04
craigb
sharke


Oh God I regret mentioning hummus now. I really had no idea of the bad joke potential. 


I believe Steve will back me up on this one, but "Bad" is a very subjective term...
2013/01/28 00:27:07
sharke
Point taken. Let me be a little more unambiguous...."excruciating" and "godawful" spring to mind. 
2013/01/28 01:11:40
Old55
Hummus a tune.
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