I take exception to that, all 13 of mine are fine. The ones on the other hand need the nails trimming though.

Lot's of people think Norfolk is a great place to come from........... not such a great place to come to though apparently.

Funny stuff, Strummy.  

This girl.... Kelly Pickler , the country artist, who didn't quite win American Idol but still managed to snag a record contract.... and a product of the fine  North Carolina educational system.... well... it's best just to let you see it.... than to try to explain it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cey35bBWXls

she makes us so proud.... and that was just one question.... ALL OF THEM were like that... I saw that particular show and was laughing so hard I was crying.... 

Man is doomed.

I liked this one even though there are actually four states (gas and plasm are the two missing).

NATIONAL LOTTERY (BBC1)
Eamonn Holmes: There are three states of matter: solid, liquid and . . ?
Contestant: Jelly.

Plasm?  Are you sure?

Karyn


Plasm?  Are you sure?

 
And I thought I was the pedantic one around here
 
 
Now back to watching Cowboy Builders on my 37" Jelly Screen TV
 
 

SteveStrummerUK







BIG QUIZ (LBC)
Gary King: Name the funny men who once entertained kings and queens at court.
Contestant: Lepers.

That's the one that always gets me 

Now back to watching Cowboy Builders on my 37" Jelly Screen TV

 
Robinsons?  With real fruit?

jamesg1213

SteveStrummerUK







BIG QUIZ (LBC)
Gary King: Name the funny men who once entertained kings and queens at court.
Contestant: Lepers.

That's the one that always gets me 

 
This is my favourite:
 

GWR FM, (Bristol)
Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963?
Contestant: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.

Karyn

Now back to watching Cowboy Builders on my 37" Jelly Screen TV

 
Robinsons?  With real fruit?

 
Chivers....
 
 
Martin