http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNHfuXRTp_4 - Someone's Pinched Me Winkles, Rolf Harris
When I were a lad I bought the "Sun Arise" album by Rolf Harris (who, being a ignorant white southern boy, I knew absolutely nothing about) due to the fact that it had "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" on it (which would also work here). And, natch, after one listening I was near swooning with pleasure. I just about wore out the grooves on that dang album...in fact, I still have it and have "remastered" it for safe keeping and my own continued enjoyment. I love just about every cut on it...even the semi-serious one's like "Johnny Day". My British pals here on the forum might well enlighten me as to just what a "winkle" is as I still to this day have no earthly idea. But boy do I love this song and, I guess, ol Rolf too. I've come to understand he's sort of a "novelty" icon in Blighty not unlike our own "Ray Stevens"...yup, love him near to death too (even got to work with him on several occasions).
In any case, here it is. Resist smiling, eye-rolling, howling, moaning, gnashing of teeth, or pant wetting if you can. I know it's still hard for me. Go figure.