OK, I should resist this, but I'm not going to <smile>:
To the tune of Gershwin's "It Ain't Necessarily So"
It ain't necessarily so, it ain't necessarily so
That football you know, with the scoring so low
It ain't necessarily so.
The game went on 900 years.
The game went on 900 years.
But oh how so lame, when the score does remain;
Zero, zero, after 900 years.
So what is the point of the game?
So what is the point of the game?
To run up the field, and back down it again;
And such it shall ever remain!