When I was a kid, we couldn't afford horse steak. We ate worn out saddles. At least, that's what it tasted like when it finished burning. Back then, the world did not contain enough chemicals to make that taste "Meatish", so we made do with buckets of ketchup.
You'd dunk your steak/char-brick/toxic waste in the ketchup, turn your head so the resulting green cloud wouldn't choke you or burn your eyes too badly, and let it soak for a few minutes. If you were lucky, it would dissolve and you wouldn't have to eat it. Unfortunately, that almost never happened. There was no point in trying to cut the steak. I can't recall how many knives we broke trying to cut it into bite sized pieces. Instead, you'd stifle your gag reflex and intentionally put the "food" in your mouth. Sure enough, your vomit tasted better. Still, that sort of thing typically led to a very loud and somewhat violent confrontation at the dinner table, so you tried to avoid it if possible. You could suck on it like a Poisonous Ash-Cicle, but that was just delaying the inevitable. Biting into it was not within the realm of possibility, so you'd settle for wrestling with it, trying to either tear off a piece or rip off your own jaw so you wouldn't have to eat this ever again. The latter option was usually my preference. In the extremely unlikely event that you managed to chip off a chunk small enough to swallow, doing so would forever burn into your psyche a deeper understanding of the word, "Regret".
I look forward to dining on horse soon.