I prefer My Lidl Pony.

SteveStrummerUK


I prefer My Lidl Pony.

I like Aldi Niti.

At some point, Steve will tire of this.  I'm not sure when that will be.  There's a good chance we'll all have flying cars, death rays, and burgers that contain at least 1% beef. 

By that time, I'm suspect he'll finally tire of beating a dead horse.

UbiquitousBubba


At some point, Steve will tire of this.  I'm not sure when that will be.  There's a good chance we'll all have flying cars, death rays, and burgers that contain at least 1% beef. 

By that time, I'm suspect he'll finally tire of beating a dead horse.

 
Please stop nagging.
 
 

I had a horse carcass once.  In time, it changed colour. 

I began to wonder if I might be a wizard.  After all, parts of Texas look like the land of Oz.  The land down under, I mean.  The flying monkeys lived next door.  Granted, they were more like "Crashing Monkeys", but I think that's pretty close. 

It turns out, I wasn't.

I did kill an afternoon convincing other kids to try Horse Jerkey.

i am tired of all this horsing around...

can we change the subject to something a little more stable

cum on guys show sum horse sense here

I think one or two people are just trying to stirrup people's emotions. 

"All of the senseless talk about eating horse meat, dead or dying horses, and horse desecration in general is inhumane.  We are better than that.  The noble horse has been mankind's partner and friend for centures and deserves better.  Any discussion of devouring the flesh of such beautiful innocent creatures is beyond barbaric!  We, hereby call on the Coffee House to stop this behaviour at once.  Horses deserve an end that honours their fierce spirit, intelligence, and devoted loyalty.  Thank you.
        - The Elmers Glue Company"

I came back to my desk and found some guy from Elmer's Glue using my computer.  I led him away with an apple.

My fingers stick to the keys, now.

Horsey!!!*




































































*(Sorry.  That's going back a couple of years to really stupid inside joke that's not worth strummaging for in the Coffee House archives.  Never mind.**)






























































**(I wasn't really sorry.  If I was, I would have just deleted it.  That was insincere.  Sorry, kinda.  Not really...)

Horsemeat found in beef burgers on sale in UK and Ireland

Not such a surprise from the land that gave us Sweeney Todd.