In my opinion, Government is too important to entrust it to people. I would prefer to be ruled by a slice of becan. Hey, everyone would cheer when it showed up at public events. King Becan's job performance couldn't be any worse than anything we've tried before. A slice of becan isn't likely to raise taxes, invade neighboring countries, or humilate the nation with it's poor personal judgement. It's also a lot more logical than being ruled by a slice of brie.
While I haven't had any response from any major political parties, I've been informed that I've been added to a few watch lists. That's progress, I suppose.
(In order to keep this post within the terms of the TOS, I'll add a musical term. Ritardando. It just seemed fitting somehow.)