yep, you're screwed.  I'm screwed, we're all screwed.
 
 
 
 
becan.

No wonder England can't advance in the World Cup!  They can't even agree on anything!  LOL! 

Ah but we did win it, in.......um....anyway we did win it....i think.

There are only two products that I can think of that are actually "life time."   The first is Sears Craftsman hand tools with the words, "full warranty," engraved somewhere on the handle.
 
https://www.craftsman.com/customer-care/warranty-information
 
The 2nd is Hanks Belts.   Which frankly, covers you for 100 years - not life time.   That being said, my belt is easily the most solid piece of leather I ever did see.  Its of unbelievable construction...  and is sure to be around long after Gibson Brands is just a bad memory of what some crappy private equity group did to a, "Great American Guitar Story."
 
https://www.hanksbelts.com/pages/100-year-warranty

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craigb
 
[pedantic]
Er, and it's "tea leaves."
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 Er ....... 
 
I may be wrong old chap, but I think the OP might have been correct in his usage of the phrase "tea leafs" if he was alluding to having had his money 'stolen' or 'taken under false pretences' by Cakewalk.
 
As evry phule kno - "Tea Leaf" is the Cockney Rhyming Slang phrase for "Thief".
 
An don't you facking phergit it gavnah.

 
JB would put you right on this as he is fluent.
 
Tea Leaf = Thief
Boat (Race) = Face
Britol (Cities) = Titties
Apples and Pears = Stairs
Ruby (Murray) = Curry
Bakers = Cakewalk
 

lol thanks china plate