Scientists annoy me, they're always going on about Boyle's Law and Archimedes' Law.
Pfft.... One came up to me and said. "If you had an apple which experiences no net force, then its velocity is constant: the apple is either at rest, or it moves in a straight line with constant speed - that's Newton's Law"
So I said "Here's one for you: If you have an apple, a carrot, a cabbage, mayonnaise and mix them all up together, it tastes really nice - that's Coles Law"