Mooch4056


Bapu will change his underwear due to complaints and letters I write to him daily 

Will you be writing to the rest of us or...

Mooch4056


Bapu will change his underwear due to complaints and letters I write to him daily 

I hope you also mentioned that it's not just the changing that's required, but some cleaning (of all things involved) is supposed to take place?  Usually, some strong detergent, some soaking, a lot of scrubbing with a stiff brush and some sanitizer works.  Probably a similar approach with the undershreddies too...

Cakewalk will ban shameless plugs. Repeat offenders will have their entire post count removed.

bitflipper

Corollary: new forum members looking to establish a rep will simply recycle all of bapu's best posts from the past six years, thus raising the overall quality of forum posts immeasurably.

Those actually exist?

Apple will release the iPot, the first fully automated electronic toilet seat to run the new OS XI (leaking lizard). Early reports say that in addition to bidirectional douche nozzles, infrared heating and infinitely variable blow dry all of which can be controlled via an iPhone app, it will link its drop mass sensor output directly to the user's facebook account, thus avoiding the necessity of wiping and posting your results manually. Unfortunately, but not surprisingly,  it does not have a USB port.

Psalmist35

bitflipper

Corollary: new forum members looking to establish a rep will simply recycle all of bapu's best posts from the past six years, thus raising the overall quality of forum posts immeasurably.

Those actually exist?

You bolded the wrong keyword, which was "immeasurably".

I predict Firefox will go through another 4 version numbers between now and the end of the year, which will be........

one less than the number of managers Chelsea will have between now and the end of the year, which is..............

in turn one less than the number of more days that Balotelli lasts at Man. City and equal to.............

the number of pints I drink tomorrow before I'm blathered which is also equal to..............

the number of days my hangover will last.

Here endeth my predictions.

slartabartfast


Apple will release the iPot, the first fully automated electronic toilet seat to run the new OS XI (leaking lizard). Early reports say that in addition to bidirectional douche nozzles, infrared heating and infinitely variable blow dry all of which can be controlled via an iPhone app, it will link its drop mass sensor output directly to the user's facebook account, thus avoiding the necessity of wiping and posting your results manually. Unfortunately, but not surprisingly,  it does not have a USB port.

 
 I think Bapu might have one of these already but he may not have removed it from the box.
 
 Predictions? Its going to keep hitting the fan a little at a time........eventually the fan will stall. When it does a lot of folk will join hands and sing " Imagine" yet one more time on national TV.
 
 I'll be a year older,they will start  the Christmas holiday in another 9 months or less....its gonna be a real ride and will go faster than it came. I plan to eek out important things before it's all over.

bitflipper

Time will fold over and start running backwards. Then theoretically it will be easy to make predictions just by studying history. Unfortunately, this fact will not improve the quality of predictions being made.

Corollary: new forum members looking to establish a rep will simply recycle all of bapu's best posts from the past six years, thus raising the overall quality of forum posts immeasurably.

 
Bapu has "best" posts--we all do.  Best is relative to the rest of the drivel we spew out. 

Our glorious leader will make sure we have less money, even less hope, but plenty of change..............