Apple will release the iPot
slartabartfast Apple will release the iPot, the first fully automated electronic toilet seat to run the new OS XI (leaking lizard). Early reports say that in addition to bidirectional douche nozzles, infrared heating and infinitely variable blow dry all of which can be controlled via an iPhone app, it will link its drop mass sensor output directly to the user's facebook account, thus avoiding the necessity of wiping and posting your results manually. Unfortunately, but not surprisingly, it does not have a USB port.