You just don't write a I V vi IV song.
If you do, you better have one darn fine melody to put on top of it.
And you may want to at least find a rhythmic structure that isn't totally cliché and redundant.
And obviously, you probably want to keep that masterpiece as short as possible.
But it seems that some people will just throw the old rules book.
My closest neighbor's favorite song for the last 2 weeks - which he/she listens to very loud EVERY DAY at least a couple of times a day - is one of those pioneering efforts. Must last almost 8 or 10 minutes. 10 minutes of the same ol I V vi IV, w/o a single variation. And to top it all, it also has that obvious 3 or 4 notes miserable excuse for a melody.
Sounds like a very very bad post-grunge 90's made-for-tv college movie generic.
And as I'm typing this, here we go again...
Who are these people living next door????