I've owned some rubbish in me time..
Started out with this, which I loved (walnut dashboard, leather seats..starting handle..);
Then this heap, which caught fire at Heston Services;
Then this lumpen great thing, not even power steering;
Then the best one of the lot, said goodbye after 10 years and 265,000 miles;
Now I drive this;
Ah, the glamour of it all...