I spent the last 24 hours meditating and chanting to counter all the negativity that arose out of those derned Mayan predictions.
 
It worked obviously as everyone is still here. Yet did I get one Thank-You from anyone?
 
 
Nope, not one.  I don't know why I bother sometimes.  These days it seems that everyone thinks THEY are the centre of the Universe.  Never mind, that ingratitude will be reflected in the billions of invoices that I now have to send out.
 
Anyway the main reason I went to all this effort was to show that I care about every single customer of mine and I can't afford to lose any of you.
 
So let me wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year (for me.)
 
I can't say fairer than that!

Oh?  That was you!  Thanks for saving us all, Jonbouy.  We particularly appreciate the meditation.  Your neighbors weren't quite so appreciative of the chanting, however.  

Thanks again.  

Thanks Jon:) , and I wish you and K a very merry Xmas and a great new year!

Thank you Jon!
Best to you and yours too!

Merry Christmas, Jon.  

Thanks for saving us Jonbouy and a very Happy Christmas to you and yours mate

The Mayans predicted that I would thank you for your efforts and that I would chant "Merry Christmas" to you and yours! 

Wow and I thought it was the Incas, I mean Asstechs (or was it the iPads) that saved us.

What do I know?

There may be a slight delay in the payment of the recent invoices as I spent all my money (on plugs, what else?) before the whirled ended today.

Pfft...  Like we're supposed to believe this was a self-less act Jon? 

I can do the math:  No humans = no charges to be collected.

craigb


Pfft...  Like we're supposed to believe this was a self-less act Jon? 

I can do the math:  No humans = no charges to be collected.

I was hoping you wouldn't spot that...