People bringing their babies to Christmas gatherings take note please

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q68bCcB4gY

So you just spew blue crap out of your mouth and they stop crying?  They're probably just wondering if they have alien parents or not.

The fact that the video starts out talking about 50 caliber rounds and watermelons is a bit disturbing...

Hi,

Couple of funny moments on this kind of thing ...

1. Tinker Bell works great ... even when the toothie hurts!

2. Strangest one I ever saw ... My mom used to babysit Chris for a neighbor and one day in the crib, Chris was just totally out of it crying, and I guess my mom was in a bad mood. She walks by Chris and slaps his face ... he was so shocked, that he turned around and looked for his toys and we didn't hear him anymore!

3. Show him Playboy

4. Show her Playgirl

5. Get Bapu to dress up, and try to play and sing!

6. Get the CHB together for a singalong Christmas song or two!

7. Get all of us together for an Irish (Stew) jig!

8. Take the kid out of the crib and take the kid for a walk in the park!

9. Show him several babies crying in the tv set ... make sure you edit this so that the babies are louder than him/her. Works like a charm ... !!

I need to practice that on a good single malt for an hour or two

SteveStrummerUK


I need to practice that on a good 50 caliber single malt for an hour or two

Fixed

When my kids were young(ish) and would fall on hit a coffee table (or the floor or the wall or whatever) I'd ask, "is the table ok?"

Worked every time.