And stop aging too!!!
Did you know that you can
ACTUALLY CHANGE THE DATE on your computer (upon which all life is currently based anyway)?????
I already did this (to get ahead of everyone else who will as soon as they read this thread) and it's working great! I'm back in the 80's now and my pony-keg stomach is back to being a nice six-pack. Unfortunately, I just looked in my closet and found waffle-stompers, cords and some very questionable shirts... Oh well, I guess you can't have everything, ya?