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The DANGEROUS KITCHEN ,
If it ain't one thing it's another ,
In the middle of the night when you get home ,
The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy ,
The meat thing ,
Where the cats ate through the paper ,
The can things with the sharp little edges ,
That can cut your fingers when you're not looking ,
The soft little things on the floor that you step on ,
They can all be DANGEROUS
Sometimes , The milk can hurt you ,
(If you put it on your cereal before you smell the plastic container) ,
And the stuff in the strainer ,
Has a mind of its own ,
So be very careful ,
In the dangerous kitchen ,
When the night time has fallen,
And the roaches are crawlin' ,
In the kitchen of danger ,
You can feel like a stranger ,
The bananas are black ,
They got flies in the back ,
And also the chicken ,
In the dish with the foil ,
Where the cream is all clabbered ,
And the salad is frightful ,
Your return in the evening ,
Can be less than delightful ,
You must walk very CAREFUL ,
You must not lean against it ,
It can get on you clothing ,
It can follow you in ,
As you walk to the bedroom ,
And you take all your clothes off ,
While you're sleeping , It crawls off ,
It gets in your bed ,
It could get on your face then ,
It could eat your complexion ,
You could die from the danger ,
Of the dangerous kitchen ,
Who the f**k wants to clean it? ,
It's disgusting and dirty ,
The sponge on the drainer ,
Is stinky and squirty ,
If you squeeze it when you wipe up ,
What you get on your hands then ,
Could un-balance your glands and ,
Make you blind or whatever ,
In the DANGEROUS KITCHEN ,
At my house tonight