You know those two little kitchen cabinets above your refrigerator that you can't reach?
Well, I slid out the fridge to paint behind it this weekend and went to cut in the ceiling above the fridge.
Reached down to grab my paint can, stepped up on my step stool and stood up real fast to catch my balance, and rammed the left side of my skull smack dab on the corner of the cabinet.
I got this dent in the side of my head now and it hurts like a mother ****er. Been dizzy and disoriented ever since.
Funny, I always pictured myself going out sitting in a McDonald's parking lot in my car with a half eaten burger dropped down the front of my shirt and a large diet pepsi spilled in my lap.