I went to the garden centre today and bought a Christmas Tree. The assistant asked me, "Will you be putting that up yourself?"
 
 
 
I replied, "No, you sick bugger, I'll be putting it up in my living room."
 

I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners for Christmas....



Still, I got a laugh from everyone else in A&E tonight.

Get a water tight pre-nup.   Unless she's better off than you that is, then you have to make sure she doesn't take my advice.

lol!! Like I have stuff and things...

waitaminit...

...

now I'm sad.

Every Christmas I'd come running downstairs to the big pile of presents and start unwrapping them as fast as I could. Sometimes there would be fights over who had the best toys but we would all make up later and sit down to have a three hour lunch before watching TV for the rest of the day....






I really miss working at the Royal Mail sorting office.

Steve, you're certainly putting me in a festive mood
At least this year, I don't have to worry about Donna being spirited off to Utah.

And I heard she was going to buy YOU this really expensive present!

(But, when she heard it was going to cost her an arm and a leg, she figured she'd better pass or she wouldn't be left with a leg to stand on...)