I'm new here, and want your advice. I have a 1976 Austin Allegro that I want to enter into next year's Formula 1 schedule. It doesn't go very fast and makes popping sounds when accelerating but I have NO MONEY. So DON'T tell me I need to go and buy a new chassis/engine/aero package as I can't afford it, and will get very cross with you indeed. I want you to tell me how I can get it to go at 200mph and win those races for FREE.
BTW, I once saw Michael Schumacher at Indianapolis, raced karts for a while, know a mecahic and have a metric socket set, so I know what I'm talking about.
***apologies, just reacting to yet another crazy thread upstairs***