The wife told me to go out and get some of those pills that will help me get an umm...you know....starts with e ends with n. 

You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills!
I'm looking for a place to live, can anyone help me?
 
To make matters worse....I'm not even married....whos wife is this?!
 
-Danny :)

Danny Danzi


The wife told me to go out and get some of those pills that will help me get an umm...you know....starts with e ends with n. 

You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills!
I'm looking for a place to live, can anyone help me?
 
To make matters worse....I'm not even married....whos wife is this?!
 
-Danny :)

 
Too bad it's only our mouths that are too big!

lol - I knew something was up when you opened with "my wife..." 

Better someone else's wife than yours!!!!    LOL

 OHHH Lordy-I needed a good laugh to start the day. 

Thanks!!!  

( wiping tears from eyes from laughing).............................

Now that's funny....!!

 Good stuff, Danny.  

That is funny Danny.

A friend told me he got some of those little bule pills. He said, "Man... those things work great. Do you know anything good for stretch marks?"

BTW, they sell some nice doghouses at the petstore... you may wan't a Beagle style house... or you could talk to Doghouse Riley.
 
Julien 

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