Maybe wood will comment on this one *ahem*

  If I posted every time I said the wrong thing I wood would probably use up too much internet:)

  Quote for the day-"I fly by the seat of my pants. I love optimism...at least I have pants."

Hahah glad it gave you guys a little laugh. I thought it was funny too, so I had to share it. :)

Jonbuoy: As much as it pains me to agree....lol....I agree! I once got a date that way actually. I'm talking to this chick and somehow (it wasn't me this time!) the conversation swayed towards "endowed". Of course, like every other red-blooded American male, I had to say "you know it baby, I'm hung like a horse.....(gotta puase) FLY!" Well, needless to say, she lost it cracking up and applauded me for my honesty....and felt sorry for me too. Followed by "what i lack there, I more than make up for in smiles" (insert huge smile from me) and I said "does that count?" She says "no, but nice smile...I might be able to train you. LOL! :) After that date, we lasted 3 years. Hahaha!

LOL Julien that's great! I'll have to use that one.

For some odd reason, other peoples wives always seem to love me...go figure. Good thing I'm not a home-wrecker...man the relationships I could destroy, heaven forbid. Women are worse than men sometimes I tell ya. Good thing I'm not 18 anymore or I'd probably be dead from some husband all bent out of shape. LOL! :) On that note...seems appropriate....happy hump-day coffee house! :)

-Danny

lol

I almost choked to death when I read this! I was half way thru my banana wrapped in Becan too! I Am still trying to figure out what pill you are talking about. ?

Another wife was standing naked in front of a full length mirror, she turned to her husband and said.....

"I'm looking so old now, my thighs are lumpy, my butt is fat and my boobs are all saggy. It feels like I'm falling apart.....tell me something positive to cheer me up ...."

"..Well," says hubby, "there's absolutely nothing wrong with your eyesight."

.........and that's when the fight started.

I've never been with a 10, but one night I was with five 2's...