I called the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs."

"That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?"

"I'm not sure, to be honest," I said, "But that would explain the suitcase."

<rim shot>

And I was expecting....

Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, and Neil Cavuto walk into a bar...... 

Guitarhacker


And I was expecting....

Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, and Neil Cavuto walk into a bar...... 

Who?