"Fish 'n Chips twice please mate...."
"I heard you the first time"
Nice piece of cod (as opposed to cod-piece), chips, mushy peas and plenty of salt & (proper) vinegar - can't beat it.
BTW, what's Cockney Rhyming Slang for
Cockney Rhyming Slang?
Beag, you need the
DIALECTIZER - the 'Cockney' setting does a grand job as you can see from this example:
To be, or not ter be: that is the bleedin' question: Weffer 'tis nobler in the mind ter suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or ter take arms against a sea of Barney Rubbles, And by opposin' end them, isit?To die: ter sleep; No more; and by a sleep ter say we end The heart-ache and the ffousand natural shocks That flesh is 'eir to, right, 'tis a consummation Devoutly ter be wish'd.
Cor blimey guv! To die, right, to sleep; To sleep: perchance ter dream: ay, right, there's the chuffin' rub; For in that sleep of deaff wot dreams may come Wen we 'ave shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause: there's the respect That makes calamity of so long life; For 'oo would bear the wips and scorns of time, The bloomin' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The pangs of despised luv, right, the lor's delay, The insolence of office and the bloomin' spurns That patient merit of the bloody unworffy takes, Wen 'e 'imself might 'is quietus make Wiv a bare bodkin, isit?'oo would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of sumfink after deaff, The chuffin' undiscover'd country from 'oose bourn No traveller returns, right, puzzles the bloody will And makes us ravver bear them ills we 'ave Than fly ter uvvers that we know not of?
So conscience does make cowards of us all; And so the native 'ue of resolution Is sicklied o'er wiv the bloody pale cast of fought, And enterprises of great piff and mument Wiv this regard their currents turn orry, And lose the name of action. - Soft yer now! The fair Ophelia! Oi! Nymph, in fy orisons Be all me sins remember'd.