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This is on the LinkedIn Iphone App right now:

1. Top 10 chrome extensions

2. 8 things wrong with your google adwords

3. Top 10 tips for successful telephone interviews

4. 5 things disruptive startups do well

5. 10 ways the starbucks experience can help advisors

6. 4 hiring apps to keep you in the game

7. 5 reasons home prices have been rising

8. 7 emotionally deadly sins at work and home

9.  Home prices biggest rise in 2 years

10. 5 innovative ideas for enterprise cios

11. The top 10 toys on kids holiday lists

12. 3 things you need to do, to close the prize hire

13. 3 ways brands can use pinterest

14. seven secrets to cold calling

15. 4 ways to save the life insurance industry

16. apples app store revenue is 4x google play.  but google play is growing 24x faster

17. pending home sales rise 5.2%

18. 10 reasons why branded content belongs on smart tv's

19.  9 daily habits, that will make you happier

20.  ibm client center for advanced analytics...  500 new jobs...

21. The top 22 viral marketing tactics you need in 2013

22. trends for 2013: big data

23. consumers spent 5.5 billion during small bizz saturday

24. ( this one doesn't have a number in the headline, but you are dumb as a doorknob if you didn't know ) Facebook makes a killing on advertisements that stalk you

25. Living social expected to lay off 400

26. Seven ways to get facebook fired

27. the subject lines that reaped millions

28. dwelling insurance up, by 13.2 in 2015

29. 7 traits, of extraordinary bosses.


How do you write a headline in todays world?   Come up with some numbers that are totally meaningless!!  "7 traits of extraordinary bosses?"   Yah!! Whatever...

Better a dim bulb than a burned out one that can't be replaced. <smile>

Would "7,543,219 Unfunny Posts by Bapu" count as a good book title then?

9. I can't do anything about the first 8.

Linear Phase


Ok..  

This is on the LinkedIn Iphone App right now:

1. Top 10 chrome extensions

2. 8 things wrong with your google adwords

3. Top 10 tips for successful telephone interviews

4. 5 things disruptive startups do well

5. 10 ways the starbucks experience can help advisors

6. 4 hiring apps to keep you in the game

7. 5 reasons home prices have been rising

8. 7 emotionally deadly sins at work and home

9.  Home prices biggest rise in 2 years

10. 5 innovative ideas for enterprise cios

11. The top 10 toys on kids holiday lists

12. 3 things you need to do, to close the prize hire

13. 3 ways brands can use pinterest

14. seven secrets to cold calling

15. 4 ways to save the life insurance industry

16. apples app store revenue is 4x google play.  but google play is growing 24x faster

17. pending home sales rise 5.2%

18. 10 reasons why branded content belongs on smart tv's

19.  9 daily habits, that will make you happier

20.  ibm client center for advanced analytics...  500 new jobs...

21. The top 22 viral marketing tactics you need in 2013

22. trends for 2013: big data

23. consumers spent 5.5 billion during small bizz saturday

24. ( this one doesn't have a number in the headline, but you are dumb as a doorknob if you didn't know ) Facebook makes a killing on advertisements that stalk you

25. Living social expected to lay off 400

26. Seven ways to get facebook fired

27. the subject lines that reaped millions

28. dwelling insurance up, by 13.2 in 2015

29. 7 traits, of extraordinary bosses.


How do you write a headline in todays world?   Come up with some numbers that are totally meaningless!!  "7 traits of extraordinary bosses?"   Yah!! Whatever...

Most or many of them are copying David Ogilvy and using headline templates, you can buy them and then you just replace the words in whatever headline template that fits. Smart writers also keep track of which of their headlines are clicked on the most and write those down for reuse.

1. There are far too many Holiday Movies on Tv this time of year

 
Commercial this and that. I dropped out of it when everyone and the kitchen sink started doing this kind of movies, including Marilyn Manson and Ozzie! That's when you know, it's about the money and the fame, not the Christmas!
 

 2. Coca Cola's secret recipe has changed too much over the years.

 
What's more stupid, is them fighting NY authorities instead of making it simple ... drop 10% of the sugar and no one will ever notice or say anything about it! The carbonation hides it anyway! Coca Cola, to me, is like Disney ... cheap entertainment, that has so much money for advertising, to make you think it is right, and good ... for your kids!
 

 4. I can't seem to find a 16 core AMD desktop computer, and I know there are 16 core AMD servers out there.

 
Only in a computer store ... not Best Buy ... but then, very exclusive and separate requests like this one, would be heard for anyone ... but yeah ... I would love to have a Server Core on my network!
 

5. The globe is warming. 

 
Who gives a merde, anyway? ... your next song won't be about it!
 
I only have one complaint ... why do I have to get older and sicker? The rest ... just icing on the cake and lots of fun ... so **** all you want ... but you have to allow us to add our own ****ing to yours ... !!!
 
I have one ... I'm tired of Am ... and these folks have NEVER put up the note ... so we know how to play it right, and above all ... HEAR IT right!
 

1.  There are far too many Holiday Movies on Tv this time of year. 

Yup I agree. One year I counted that Christmas movie It's a Wonderful Life as being played over 45 times in the holiday season... 

2.  Coca Cola's secret recipe has changed too much over the years. 

I stopped drinking that chemical concoction decades ago so I can't speak with irreverence on this 

3.  Hertz rental car never has the car I have reserved. 

don't use Hertz..... try a different company 

4.  I can't seem to find a 16 core AMD desktop computer, and I know there are 16 core AMD servers out there. 

???? who cares?  

 5.  The globe is warming. 

debatable...but that's a topic for another thread that would end up locked.  

6.  The stressful western lifestyle is going to kill me before I reach the age of 900. 

Turn on, tune in, and drop out.  

7.  Linkedin and Facebook are the biggest time wasting scams of technology going.  They do not advance society at all, and the tech they are based on is 15 or more years old. 
Agreed.  

8.  I never win the Sweetwater giveaways. 


me either.... heck I never even hear about them...


age of the earth? .... more than me... less then what most people think.