And of course I pull the old Kidergarten cop line out of my bag of tricks ....and in my best Arnold voice I randomly say .... "It's NOT A TUMOR" .... And the kids laughed hysterically as I repeat the Arnold impersonation 



When its all said and done a kid asks....."What's a Tumor?"


And got quiet after that ....



A day in the life of mooch 

When do you get to graduate to the First Grade?

Just what did you substitute for it?  

craigb


When do you get to graduate to the First Grade?

well 




tomorrow I sub 3rd grade 




I have subbed 8th grade and 7th grade a few times. Even Pre school.


I don't really know the answer to the question. Maybe the school district is messing with me?

Mooch

have they asked you to substitute for the principal yet?

Mooch, I wish you'd been my teacher at Kindergarten.
 
If that means anything...

Yeah,

What is a tumor?

Do you regale the little tots with ridiculous tales of the talented, yet unfunny, Bapu?