This story reminded me of our local sawmill..they call themselves 'Merchants of Character' on their sign...I call them 'odd'.
I ordered a quantity of fence posts for a job a couple of years back, waited all afternoon and they never showed with the order.
I called them up up and the guy said
''oh yes, it was delivered this morning''
''No'' I replied ''it's definitely not here''.
''Oh, it'll be there somewhere'' he answered.
(the 'it' being forty 8' x 3'' x 3'' posts...difficult to hide, eh?)
''I can assure you, it ain't''.
''Hold on'' he said, ''I'll come over and show you where it is''
Half an hour later he pulled up in his van, got out and walked around the site for about 5 minutes.
''Well...you're right'' he said, all surprised..''it's not here!''
Here he is;