I have it all planned out what I'm going to do.
I'm going to buy 10,000 acres of land in South Dakota, I'm gonna build a couple of small log cabins with a big old fireplace in the middle of each one to heat and cook on. One cabin will be for music, the other for livin'. Drill for natural gas, set up some generators, pump my own well water, provide my own electric, and nobody will ever see me again except for people I know that want to come jam. I swear to God nobody would ever see me again unless I needed something from someone in an emergency. Medical attention ... etc. I'd hire some idiot to go get stuff for me so I never have to leave my property.
I'd have a beard and head of hair down to my ankles. Probably no teeth in a couple years due to lack of caring about what people think of me.
I'd grow the most righteous weed you ever tasted, whip up my own acid ... and I'd live out the rest of my days f'd up and happy.
Please *insert deity of your choosing here* ... please let me win. I beg of you.
Sad in a way, ain't it? But at least I'm being 100% brutally honest.