Craig, I don't know who voted you spokesperson for "us", but I object to being included in the "we" whom you declare to not like spam.
I love spam!
Fried, preferably. Sliced thin so it gets crispy. I'll even take it over bacon.
And no, I refuse to say "becan". It's an insult to the creature that gave its life so that we could enjoy yummy brine-soaked strips of its belly.