It's the only theory that fits my observation.

Every time I check in, I see 2 people logged in to the software forum. They logged in and never logged out. It's been that way for a week and is creeping me out. It doesn't matter if it's 7 am, 8 pm or 3 am, there's always 2 people. If real people log in their count is added to the perpetual 2.

The software forum: You can log out any time you want, but you can never leave.

which 2 people?  I only saw myself and Linear Phase.

RIP Beagle and LP...

One of them must have logged out.
 

There are always 2 members. Some die hard forumites that went away on business without logging out. OR:

Our 'Ol Pal has started his long planned take over of the software forum. He talked about it last year and then played possum. He's obviously using stealth technology. I look at the forum and see 2 members. I enter the forum and check the list. To my surprise, I'm the only one there. I exit the forum to the main menu and look at the software forum. 2 members there.

Martini time.

C'mon Cakewalk, here's your chance. Bring out yer dead! 

Only ninepence. :P

I'm feeling better!

julibee


I'm feeling better!

Gud fer ewe.

There is now only one wraith in the software forum. 

ampfixer


There is now only one wraith in the software forum. 

If it's IK Obi then don't worry, that's where his office is.