You mentioned tea, Strummy - are you going to be making becan biscuits to serve with the tea?
I think the Strum is from up north. So his 'tea' equates to my 'dinner' (which in his world is my 'lunch'). But tea can, and should, be drunk at all times of the day. In fact, as it's now coming up to 4pm I'm going to make a brew me'self, I'm parched.